Silent treatment?

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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"I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. "

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shhh they might hear you, and as i can't suck my own winkie ,i'm saying nothing

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hahahahah

thats a goood joke :D

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LoL

must admit, the waxing was funnier than the original joke!

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Funny!!

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That was a good joke! I'm going to tell everyone!

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Could see that one coming.

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lol they're gud

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thanks for sharing

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lol - heard both of them before - but still make me laugh!

oh and i dont wax - i epilate - doesnt hurt as much (well i dont think anyway) lol!

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LoL!

And sorry for the poor Man.

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Good joke ,,have a star,,,

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excellent joke, brilliant, have a star

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Hehehe ~ Yeah many time i too failed to understand them

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very good. heres a star

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lol! anyway, you guys never ask, so you'll never know!

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LOL the waxing **** was HILARIOUS! and the joke was a good one too ;p

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i've heard this before but it's still funny when i hear it

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LOLZ I love it!

classic female mind working at it's best there!

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hehehe! so funny

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oh hoho thats tough yo nice joke