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Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

They like to run their fingers through their hair.

Why is the Irish pound called the punt?

It rhymes with the bank manager.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

So the sheep won`t hear the zip.

A bad football team is like an old bra.

No cups and very little support.

What have a diamond ring and David Beckham got in common?

Both come in a posh box.

What do you get if you merge Xerox with Wurlitzer?

A company that makes reproductive organs.

Which is the odd one out: Luncheon meat, soya bean or a vibrator?

Luncheon meat; the other two are meat substitutes.

What`s the diference between a vulture and your mother-in-law?

A vulture waits until you`re dead.

Old saying:

May your organ never quit while you are halfway through your favourite piece.

Old proverb:

Girls who look for trouble often get a belly full.

Wise old saying:

Girls who use their heads can stop the population explosion.

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Some good, some very good and some real d*** funny.

Thanks.

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no

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Those are absolutely PHENOMENAL!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOVE 'EM

Props on the proverb about the full belly.

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Like them a lot, very funny, have a star!

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Terrible, i understod them and still thought they were gay. srry.

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the last one was good

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ROFLOL

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hahaha

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hahaha very funny thanks

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lol, i like this. here is a star for you!!!

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Liked them all but this one is the funniest..

What`s the diference between a vulture and your mother-in-law?

A vulture waits until you`re dead

Thanks

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Very funny.

Have a STAR.

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lol funny! i do! the first one is disturbingly funny! lol

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Not that keen to be honest.

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ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh