Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Man and women joke.........?

MAN:



1) Pull up to machine



2) Wind window down



3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN



4) Retrieve cash



5) Drive away



WOMAN:



1) Pull up to machine



2) Open door (too far away from machine)



3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card



4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair



5) Insert Card



6) Remove card



7) Insert card the correct way up



8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it



9) Enter PIN



10) Enter correct PIN



11) Retrieve cash, put in bag



12) Drive off



13) Reverse back to machine



14) Retrieve card



15) Drive three miles away



16) Release hand-brake



Man and women joke.........?

you want us to quess the question??



Man and women joke.........?

then the machine go off for the life time.



Man and women joke.........?

IN WHAT WAY?



Man and women joke.........?

very funny.



Man and women joke.........?

forgot to take the card



Man and women joke.........?

wow, i must be a woman then lol



Man and women joke.........?

heard it before. didn't think it was funny then.In fact it's rather sexist.



I guess the women are at an advantage though because they actually retrieve their ATM card.



Man and women joke.........?

heard that many times............



ha ha ha ha



Man and women joke.........?

Hmmm not funny...sorry.....its sexist.....



Man and women joke.........?

a really nice joke...........mm...............where did u get this awesome joke from????????



Man and women joke.........?

Who r u - man or woman?



Man and women joke.........?

compare and contrast!!



Man and women joke.........?

kool



Man and women joke.........?

Woman



17) put brain in gear



18) take brain out of gear



19) put brain in reverse.........



Man and women joke.........?

old one dear but just 4 u .....HA..HA....HA.....



Man and women joke.........?

very nice n very true.....



dont listen to those who post jokes against men, n now they think its sexist......



its true, sad though......



funny



Man and women joke.........?

Acha ?? is it true ????



Man and women joke.........?

I am confused.

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