Wednesday, May 9, 2012

What is in the air?

Sometimes when it is sunny I can see little tiny pieces of what looks like dust/particles flying around in the air. At times if I stay in a part where it falls the most...it ends up in my hair...I hate that! What is the scientific term for it?



What is in the air?

Flotasm. Its all sorts of stuff picked up and carried by the breeze.



What is in the air?

pollution



What is in the air?

dander



What is in the air?

dust



What is in the air?

I live close to a saw mill. It could be little bits of wood.



What is in the air?

i live close to a mine. it could be little chunks of rock



What is in the air?

It could be a lot of things such as, air pollution, smog, water vapor, dust, fog, smoke, or even tiny insects.

Ok makeover time!!!! plz look?

well... obviously im a girl. haha i am a freshman in high school and next january i get my yearly allowance for clothes and i am ready for change baby!!! normally i wear hollister and jeans etc but i want a more lauren conrad feel... here are some of the pieces i am buying from her collection already.



http://laurenconrad.seenon.com/detail.ph...



http://laurenconrad.seenon.com/detail.ph...



http://laurenconrad.seenon.com/detail.ph...



what are other things that could make me feel like a laid back california gal with lauren conrads style? ps. i dont live in cali so.... haha help!!! oh and hair color and makeup also thanx!



Ok makeover time!!!! plz look?

um...I'm sorry. I couldn't help you there



Ok makeover time!!!! plz look?

I think her stuff is very basic and can be found anywhere. Just look that's the fun of shopping.



Ok makeover time!!!! plz look?

ok well im from ca and i know the style you want! try forevr21, they have a lot of cute peices i know you'll love and there are a lot cheaper than the dresses your buying. also charlotte rousse has cute clothes too. also for your hair depending on what color your hair is, get highlights that are 2-3 shades lighter than your natural hair color



Ok makeover time!!!! plz look?

wow they all look good.



Ok makeover time!!!! plz look?

That stuff can be found anywhere....Go to the mall with your mother and see what you can find..



Ok makeover time!!!! plz look?

Lauren Conrad style is what you could call, 'SoCali glam'. Instead of wearing jeans, she wears dress, instead of pairing her dresses with heels, she needs to wear metallic or jewelled sandals. Her dresses are never skin tight, many are empire waisted. When she wears jeans during the day, she pairs them with flats, a loose top and warm cardigan. You also never see her in gaudy jewerly. LC style is quite simple and laid back--but still glamorous.



I don't recommend wearing any of these outfits in the winter however unless you live in california--because you will freeze to death.



outfit one: a dress for day.



a flowy tube dress



-http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...



a lightweight cardigan:



-http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat... (in teal)



-a simple sandal:



http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat... (in gold)



gold necklace:



-http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...



outfit two: jeans for day.



-a skinny jean



http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...



-a oversized sweater



http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...



-cute flats:



http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...



outfit three: dresses for the evening.



-an empire waist dress in metallic



http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2956733/0~23...



-a stacked black pump:



http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/30380896/c/...



again, very simple jewerly:



-http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...



-http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...



outfit four: jeans at night



dark denim skinny jeans



-http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2941457/0~23...



a dress top:



-http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2953688/0~23...



-http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...



-http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...



-an peep toe pump:



http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/30673994/c/...



again simple jewerly:



-http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...



-http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...



And perhaps a headband:



-http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...



..ask for Makeup, Lauren is the face of Mark by Avon



http://www.meetmark.com



and Lauren's favorite handbags are by Chanel:



-http://www.chanel.com (to find out where to get the real ones)



-http://www.ecvv.com/tradeleads/P1T0V1IY0... (for the fakes)

Help find the name of this tv show, PLEASE it is killing me!!!?

I am looking for the name of a tv show that I watched when I was a youngin and I only remember bits and pieces of it. It is about a dad and his daughter and son somehow end up in the past with like dinosaurs I think, and they become friends with some creature, I know it isn't land of the lost I am pretty sure, because I remember the girl having dark hair and she wore glasses, I remember them living in a tree house, in the beiginning intro I remember them getting sucked in this vortex and they are in a station wagon, I am thinking it is a show in the 90's but I could be wrong. Someone please help me remember, it is bugging me.



Help find the name of this tv show, PLEASE it is killing me!!!?

Could it be Land Before Time.?



Help find the name of this tv show, PLEASE it is killing me!!!?

I totally remember that show but I can't remember the name.I watched it all the time.



I think it was called Land before time as the above answear says.



Help find the name of this tv show, PLEASE it is killing me!!!?

Up until you gave the girl dark hair and glasses, I thought "Land of the Lost" of the 1970's, but they did do a remake in the 1990's, with a brunette with glasses. That I didn't know.



Help find the name of this tv show, PLEASE it is killing me!!!?

yes it was titles "Land of the Lost" and it originally aired in 1974 as a Sid and Marty Croft production on NBC television. I remember watching it faithfully every Saturday morning, and then in 1991 it was "re-made" into another children's show but many considered it inferior to the original 1974 version.



Help find the name of this tv show, PLEASE it is killing me!!!?

The show you cant figure out is called Land of the Lost. the plot is around a park ranger named Rick Marshall and his two kids Will and Holly. They were on a rutine trip when they got caught on some rapids and fell 100 ft. below. They woke up and found that they wee transported back to the past. Second season ther uncle Jack came looking for them,found them when there dad got caught in some kind of vortex. Dont know if they made it home or not.

Can I help people love each other this way?

Special thanks to my American friend who helped me proofread my writing.It's taken me almost a year to find some pieces of this information.



I believe that if you spend 5-10 minutes reading this essay, you will be better informed than if you listen to a lifetime's worth of Major Media news. Please don't assume that I'm a very old person. I'm just 18, and a university student studying English who just cannot sit back and let the lies fly unchallenged.



This article has two parts:



1. Cultural and general info



2. Political info.



If you wanna know the rest of of the story, read it from top to bottom.



Note:.I've explained all the things that you ALWAYS talk about, so read it all plz! Specially the political part! Any answers before reading the whole thing will prove to be wrong.



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Hi. I'm an Iranian who has spent his life in Iran.When I chat with people from other countries, I am shocked to see how totally wrong their ideas are about Iran. I wrote this article in an attempt to help correct those ideas.



The first thing America, and the West in general, accuses our government of is that we don't allow personal freedoms. Actually, Iranians disobey laws they don't like as much as anyone. Many strict rules in other countries don't even exist in Iran. Also, you should understand that what may seem so normal to you, may be a nightmare for us and vise versa. That's why you don't understand a few of Iran's laws.In Iran every single house has a sattelite dish. Sattelite television has a serious influence on our people, and Iranians wear very fashionable clothing. Maybe it is a kind of imitation, but we still have our own unique Iranian style. A visitor might wonder if this is a country or a fantasy pageant of beauty queens! Almost half of women wear their hair out, and make-up and fashionable clothing are everywhere. Iran is one of the super-consumers of cosmetics. You would be surprised to see the difference between what you imagine and what Iran really is!



In my view, everything is great, if you ignore unemployment, inflation and air pollution. But I guess these are common problems around the world today, aren't they? Also, you can't compare Iran today with the Iran you remember. The Shah and the Iatollah Khomini are both some 30 years in the past!Nearly 65-70% of Iran's population is a new generation without the biases of the past (The youth), and we've transformed everything.



Some people think women don't have any rights in Iran. But in my view, women are overrunning the place. But that's not a bad thing. They're very respectful, and they've been the winners in so many cases: They get into the best universities because they're very smart. And they get the best jobs because they can do so many of them better than men. (That's why men can hardly find any good jobs because most jobs are already occupied by women!) They've got Islamic rights, and that has in some cases made it difficult for men to marry them, because husbands are supposed to buy them expensive things and treat them very well, otherwise women have the right to ask a great amount of money (called Mehr) according to the law, which most husbands cannot afford, so they (men) will be imprisoned.The only thing that women are not allowed to do in Iran is getting into public football stadiums and that's because such places are full of cheeky guys. They do anything from taking part in rallies to singing pop songs.Anything! I've put a sample here. I feel foolish for sitting here explaining ordinary things to you.



Another funny thing: Your footage about stoning the women who have committed adultery. Have you ever asked yourselves how many years ago that footage related to? Are they balck and white or colourful? But in one case (related to many years ago) something terrible had happened which was just beyond the borders of adultery.We think being punished for corruption is good, as it deters people from doing that and the society will be far healthier than the countries in which commiting such things is considered to be normal! Iranians expect their gov't not to be soft on criminals.And for your information, most of those footages are from Afghanistan which was ruled by freaks (Taliban). When you think of such things, try to think of the racism in your country too. There's no perfect country!



I find it difficult to make you understand that Iran, Iraq and Afghanistan are --------- SEPERATE COUNTRIES! --------- Even within Iran, 60% of us are Persian and 30% are Turkish! I find it even more difficult to make you understand that Iran is a normal country like any other in the world. The point is, there's nothing mysterious about us! The Media are very good at creating really scary stuff: "IRAN BEHIND THE CLOSED DOORS!!!" "IRAN UNDERCOVER!!!" Some of that garbage would be enough to scare ME away! But in truth, Iranians are far more open-minded than you have been led to believe.



There are lots of Iranians today who are geniuses and scientists, and are all under age 25. You don't hear about their discoveries and inventions on TV. For instance a 17 year old boy has invented 72 amazing inventions and there are many KIDS like that. Iranian students and sportsmen win gold and silver medals in different competitions in the world all the time, in robotics, biology, maths, physics, sports, anything! Why don't the Media talk about them? Please don't summarize our nation and culture with the single word "nuclear". Although we're proud of this achievement because we believe that having nuclear energy means that a country is developed.Did you know that the countries having the highest number of scientists in the world are in this order? 1-India 2-Korea 3-Iran



A few months ago Iran uncovered the most effective anti-H.I.V medicine and it was signing treaties with other countries to export it. I searched for news of that on the internet, but there was no single sign of it. What did I find instead? "President Bush CLAIMS that bomb parts are imported from Iran into Iraq!" (The same old story!) The Media are unjust. They put CLAIMS on the headlines, but they never talk about facts!



Some interesting facts:



Iran is a pioneer in medicine and genetics, and Iranian surgeons have found lots of new methods for treating spinal defects, and many diseases (mainly the treatment for different types of cancer) and the best brain and heart surgeons are Iranian. The head of the Mars Mission in NASA is Iranian. One of the best designers of sports cars working in Germany is Iranian. Some of the best 3D animators are Iranian. Iran is one of the best countries in counter-engineering. Holds the second place in building dams and in loads of other things! It's one of the top countries in bio-technology and nano-technology. The 4th highest tower in the world (Milad tower) is in Tehran (visit it at this link from wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Milad... ). 51 of the top 100 universities in the Mid-East are in Iran, and they're among the top universities of the world as well. The champion weight-lifter, a woman, and a song by one of the pop singers who/which won the nobel peace prize are Iranians. Lots of Iranians win nobel prizes specially in the field of medicine. Iranian girls are famous for being terrific. We have Persian rugs and Persian literature, many Persian poets and scientists that are very famous. Iranian culture is now westernized and only a little of the ancient culture has survived. According to statistics Tehran is the cheapest capital city in the world (for foriegners of course, not for us! Our rate is different: one Dollar =about 950 Tomans!) There are many other things. How many pages would you need to describe a country? Iran is an independant country unlike its neighbours. It has nearly all the industries and technologies found in 'developed' countries. The list is endless.



News: "Iranian scientists managed to make human teeth grow after you've lost them using basic cells" I'm gonna introduce Iran's international news website to you (Press TV) which was established recently. It's fully in English. You'll find what they're hiding from you! In the "Sic / Tech" section you'll always see Iran's discoveries. The address is: http://www.presstv.ir/news.aspx... Press TV news: Iranian scientists have registered more than 4800 inventions during the last Iranian calendar year of 1385 (April 21 2006-April 20, 2007). 4800 inventions in just one year!



Some charactristics of Iranians would be: intelligent, ambitious, a bit idealistic, well-dressed, formal, well-educated, warm and friendly, hospitable, and not so religious, (the majority of the young generation, that is, which leaves us unfortunately vulnerable to pseudoIslamic lies). We are also proud, greedy, hard-working (for ourselves), not punctual, impatient, and lazy at doing our duty well.



Some people think Iran is a desert! Well, it is, if you consider California, New Mexico, Utah, Arkansas, and Alabama a desert. We share the same latitude. Iran is a modern country with breathtakingly beautiful nature and lots of historic places to visit. Please take a look at the following links to see if Iran looks like what you think or not! This is a photo of Tehran (Awesome, Isn't it?): http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran



If you like you can visit these too, hundreds of pretty photos from the cities, nature and historic places: (It's like a free tour!)



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hills...



http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_ir...



http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_ir...



http://www.pbase.com/k_amj/throughout_ir...



http://www.bigsoccer.com:80/forum/showth...



http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthrea...



http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthrea...



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran



Some people think music is forbidden in Iran. Did you know that Iranian music was chosen as the best pop in France in 2005? I guess not. All Iranian songs are current pop / DJ music. I send them to my American and Canadian chat friends and they all say they're some of the best songs they've ever heard. What makes Iranian music killer, is a lot of Trance drums, incredible melody and lyrics!



Here's a sample of the latest hits from two official Iranian music websites. (So catchy, Right?)You can just right click on the links below and choose "Save Target As" to download them. The translation of the songs is here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...



1.(You know this: 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Iran...



2.(Hold my hand: 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic...



3.(The wetness of your eyes: 2006) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Iran...



4.(I just want you: 2003) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Iran...



5.(The rain: 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Iran...



6.(The window: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Pe...



7.(Keep me in your memory: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Pe...



8.(Farangis "A female name" 2007) http://download.bia2music.com/Music/Iran...



9.(The distance: 2007) http://www.sarzaminsong.com/Sarzaminmusi...



10.(Sunrise: 2007) http://www.sarzaminsong.com/Sarzaminmusi...



11.(Stop world:2006) http://www.sarzaminmusic.com/Sarzaminmus...



12.(You can't: 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic...



13.(The wind's kiss: 2005) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Pe...



14.(Reveal your visage: 2004) http://www.sarzamin.org/Sarzaminmusic/Pe...



15.(What would have happened if : 2007) http://www.sarzaminmp3.com/Sarzaminmusic...



And so on and on!



It's now 2007 and most people still think we are uneducated people living in deserts, riding camels and carrying around guns! See how the media are fooling people?



Let's clarify some political issues as well: Some of the Americans I chatted with said in the U.S it's said that president Ahmadinejad hates the U.S and Israel and wants to nuke them!! The Media are good at putting lying comments out there. It's easy to show a video or an image of our president or leader on the TV screen or on the internet and say he says this, he says that.....I really don't get the point why our politicians defame themselves by talking about things that have got nothing to do with us. For example does verbal defence of Palestinians cause them to have a better life? The thing is that they occasionally make some statements that the media would misuse it against Iran. For example they pick up some specific phrases of a long speech (without refering to the main points and reasons for that speech) and put so many bad comments on that. No sane person would take such nonsense at face value.



First of all, Iranians don't hate anyone. If our government complains about some injustice going on in the world, it's not bad, is it? (Although what we want from them is to shut up and not get us into trouble by talking about things that are none of our concern) We hate neither Jews nor Americans. I love Americans, otherwise why would I talk to them?! How would our guys dream of America, want to be like them as much as possible, and hate them at the same time?! I've got to say that for Iran, Israel is not equal with Jews! Israel is a gov't. Jews are faithful people! A few of them live here in our neighbourhood and they live just like the rest of Iranians. No difference. And two of Iran's parliment members are Jews. Who says we want to force others to convert to Islam? Have you ever found a Muslim knocking at your door asking you to do so? It's so funny the way you imagine things and make yourselves believe in your own immaginations!



Christians and Jews are both God-believers and respectful to us. I wonder why the media like putting words in our mouth and raising hatred. In Iran, religion is one of the least important factors. Where you come from and what your religion is are not important to us at all. On the contrary, meeting different people would be very interesting for us!



I wonder who Iran is really a threat to. Is it logical to say someone's guilty because we THINK / PREDICT that he's going to do something wrong? And they repeat the same "nuclear weapons" tosh over and over and brainwash people! News headlines: "We won't allow Iran to gain nuclear weapons"!!! Correction! It's "nuclear energy". Besides, how many "nuclear weapons" do they have themselves? Hundreds of thousands? Has Iran ever attacked any countries? No. Has it developed any nukes? No! That's what nuclear agency says. Only Iran's opponents are pulling Iran's leg and what they say is of no credit. It's just based on political conflicts. What we're doing is legal. What they ask us to do (ignoring our international rights) is illegal. Iran is a peaceful country. Why? It's the regional super-power and if she wanted, she could easily invade the countries in our neibourhood just like what Saddam did to our country, but as you see Iran has peaceful relations with all of them. It can set an example to some countries that just follow their interests (oil!). Interesting! the countries accusing Iran of different things have been, and are still accused of the same things!!! How logical!



Some people say he said: Israel should be wiped off the map! But have they told you the rest of his speech and that why he's said this at all? You know that it's a passive sentence. He's never said that IRAN wants to wipe Israel off the map! He wasn't talking about destroying Israel. He was talking about relocating Israel, so that they could live seperate from Palestinians and they could both live in peace. They've only told you this phrase not the whole thing and it's mistranslated intentionally. Iran has always defended itself, but it's not an offensive country.



Some say he's said: "The Holocaust is a myth!" Again, this is a single phrase taken from a long speech and there are totally logical reasons for saying so. If 6,000,000 Jews were killed, that's terrible, but 300,000 Shiite Moslems killed by Saddam aren't important at all? Over 650,000 Iraqi people are killed and that's not important?! When Fox News simply says that America and Israel are capable of destroying and killing Iran's population of 69,000,000 within two weeks, it's OK and no one says they're threatening other countries to nuke them (I saw this with my own eyes on the Fox News website) Millions of people killed in Afghanistan, Hiroshima %26amp; Nagasaki and the Vietnam war are not considered human beings at all! Now I think you'd get the point why he's IRONICALLY said it's a myth. Moreover, don't you believe in freedom of speech/mind? I'd judge people by their ACTIONS rather than by what they say / their religion / race / culture and the colour of their skin!



Obviously, some countries are using Iran as a scapegoat to put the blame (for their own faults) on. And what country is better than Iran to be a scapegoat? The whole world believes that Iran isn't a peaceful country. I know Americans don't like this either, but what can they do? They're not responsible for controlling what the Media says. This part is just for Americans who would still argue over unimportant things: Those of you who say why Iran says "Death to America":



1. 'America' to us means the U.S govt, not the people. How do you expect Iranians to mean "American people" when our media admires Americans for marching and holding up "no war" placards?!



2. The new generation don't say such things and if some of them occasionally march in the streets that's because some of the stupid guys enjoy making noise and they mainly go out there to meet their girlfriends/boyfriends! Strange. Isn't it?



3. Such mottos are not just said in Iran and as you know whatever you hear is a response to the U.S govt's terrible actions which has made life for many people hell (You wouldn't deny that attacking countries is a mistake. right?)



5. The U.S gov't helped Saddam attack Iran and I hope you know which country gave Iraq biological weapons which killed lots of Iranians.



6. America hit an Iranian airplane over the Persian Gulf and killed 200 passengers for no reason.



7. America places sanctions on Iran, promotes a false image of Iran and Iranians, scares tourists away, and harms our economy, development and credit. To what purpose?



When you call Ahmadinejad a nutcase for what he's said, what do you call Bush for his actions? I mean it's a good idea to consider what Bush is doing to the world with his wrong decisoins and lies. Bush is powerful and influencial, but Ahmadinejad is nothing.



To those who are upset with American hostages taken for 444 days:



1. Firstly, It's related to so many years ago and it's almost a part of history, and don't forget that when there's a revolution, there'd be chaos and people may do things that they should not, moreover they're all alive and healthy. Aren't they?



2.The U.S has arrested Iranian diplomats in Iraq and had tortured the one who was freed. Poor British sailors were detained by the English gov't just for saying that they were treated well in Iran and that Iranians were logical people (They said these when they were on England's soil!) They were PREVENTED from releasing their memoirs by England! Now you decide who has the right to be upset with whom. How do you believe in their lies about politics when they hide both the most and the least important things from you considering the fact that politics is the world of lies in its nature?!!! Considering all this, you'd probably be able to GUESS what percentage of what they tell you about the Mid-East, Islam, Moslems and other things is true!!! lol



Isn't it better for both countries to forget past conflicts and to have peaceful relations? Our two gov'ts are like 10 year old children playing a stupid, harsh, rhetorical game. They don't care about hurting people's feelings. They just try to make our two peoples enemies to achieve their own goals. We, as the people of these countries, MUST NOT allow these conflics into our hearts. You know something? All govt's are hateful. I just said the above things because it sounds unfair when some Americans talk about the taking of the 444 hostages while I keep silence. I hope you agree on this one! Now, what do you think? I can't wait to see both nations in peace. It'd be marvelous! They've started to have diplomatic talks! (Naughty children!) That's great!



Thanks for your time



Can I help people love each other this way?

Hi David!



Long time no see!!! ;o) (that means, it's been a long time since I've seen one of your questions)



You always post such wonderful questions and comments. Iranians are wonderful people and it's nice to see some information about this view of Iran. Thank you.



Can I help people love each other this way?

Thank you. Nice to see you here again. ;o) Report It



Can I help people love each other this way?

I must say.. This is great... I'm glad you took it amoung yourself to explain this.. It makes people open their eyes..



Thanks!



Can I help people love each other this way?

You have painted a very different picture of Iran than the ones we Americans have gotten from the media.



I wish to know:



Are the American soldiers helping Iranians? Do you want them to leave? If they left how would it affect the Iranian people?



Is there a civil war with Sunni and Shites?

Can someone give me character descriptions for the children in The Thief Lord?

I listened to the audio book and loved it, and now I want to do an illustration of the kids walking to the basilica to meet the Conte (sp?) but I don't want to listen to the whole thing again and the movie didn't exactly stay true to the descriptions. I can only remember bits and pieces so if someone is familiar with them and what they looked like that day (for example Bo's hair was dyed at that point) I'd be very appreciative.



Can someone give me character descriptions for the children in The Thief Lord?

The official site, with photo galleries:



http://wwws.warnerbros.co.uk/thieflord



These links may help you as well:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief_lord



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430674/

Lol? funny?

Sometimes when **** happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you've, taken a ****. Here are some **** definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...



Ghost ****



You know you've ****. There's **** on the toilet paper, but no **** in the bowl.



Teflon Coated ****



Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of **** on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!



Gooey ****



This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your *** 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This **** leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.



Second Thought ****



You're all done wiping your *** and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.



Pop a Vein in Your Forehead ****



This kind is the kind of **** that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.



Bali Belly ****



You **** so much you lose 5 kilos.



Right Now ****



You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.



King Kong or Commode Choker ****



This **** is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of **** usually happens at someone else's house.



Wet Cheeks ****



This **** hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your *** wet.



Wish ****



You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no ****!



Cement Block or Oh God ****



You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you ****.



Snake ****



This **** is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.



Cork **** (Also Known as Floater ****)



Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This **** usually happens at someone else's house.



Mexican Food **** (also called Screamers)



You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.



Beer Drunk ****



This happens the day after the night before. Normally your **** doesn't smell too bad, but this **** is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of **** also usually happens at someone else's house.



The Frightened Turtle



The kind of **** that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in



The Bungee ****



The kind of **** that just hangs off your *** before it falls into the water.



The Ring of Fire ****



The kind of **** where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.



The Crippler



The kind of **** where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.



The Big Bobber



The kind of **** that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.



The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang



The kind of **** that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.



The Incredible Hulk ****



The king of **** that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.



The Jack the Ripper ****



The kind of **** that yanks out the hair of your *** as it pushes its way out.



The Party Pooper



The giant **** you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.



The Toxic Gas ****



The kind of **** that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.



Dirty Bowl ****



The kind of **** that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.



The Windy City ****



When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a ****.



Oh ****! ****



You **** so much and wipe your *** so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH ****!



The Never Ending ****



It's the **** that keeps running out of your *** like pea, and just when you start wiping your *** your stomach gargles and splash, more **** runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.



Ouch That Hurt ****



The type of **** that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.



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THATS GREAT ME N MY MATES R NOT ALONE PLEASED TO MEET U..............WE DISCUSS OUR TYPES OF**** DAILY..........



FAMILY **** LITTLE BALLS THAT BOB!!



GLASS ****THAT HURTS ON THE WAY OUT!! IM REALLY CHUCKLING NOW!!! PENDULUM ****JUST HANGING ON!!



I LOVE UR DEDICATION TO THE VARIED ****WEVE ALL HAD, R THERE OTHERS WHO TELL THE TRUTH?



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lol



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i relly think something is wrong with u



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lol made me laugh



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WOW CANT BELIEVE U WROTE THAT................but it is halarious



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lol



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funny.....lol........and true......lol



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funny



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XS Sizing? Jeans? Acessories? Easy points!?

Hi there!



I have a few questions. If you address the most in your answer I will give you best answer.



1. -Main question- I have a short torso/small chest which forces me to always wear an XS in tops-where can I find some like these aside from Wet Seal?http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...



http://wetseal.com/productdetail.asp?mi=...



The others:



2. If you wear skinny jeans, where do you buy yours? I'm shorter and like darker ones.



3. Are the jeans at Vanity, Forever 21, 579, etc. good quality?



4. Where can I find jeans that have a 29 or so inch inseam? Prices?



5. What shades look best on fire engine red hair?



PLEASE, do not recommend me to go to Hollister, Abercrombie, AE, etc. I like a more original look that won't cost me my entire week's paycheck. I am willing to splurge on 1-2 great pieces, just not from the above stores.Thanks so much!



XS Sizing? Jeans? Acessories? Easy points!?

Ok, well Norstroms Bp, wet seal, daisy maze, and forever 21 are all pretty cheap and cute. I luv skinny jeans and i got a pair for 15 dollars at steve and barry's for the bitten line and i luv them. The jeans you asked about are pretty good quality. As for jeans...try juniors and womens too....ur sooo lucky cuz red goes along with everything...and its very pretty...im jealous!!!!!



XS Sizing? Jeans? Acessories? Easy points!?

1. theres cute shirts like that at forever 21, %26amp; also at a lot of boutiques. i dont know where you live, so i dont know what kind are around there.



2. i got a pair of gray skinny jeans at urban outfitters. they dont have that style that i bought anymore, but they have a lot of other cute ones.



http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/jump.jsp?...



3. My cousin told me that the pants at forever 21 arent that good in quaility, but i have dont know from experience, or about any of the stores.



4. i think they have 29 inseam at urban outfitters too. they prices are okay, but some are more pricey.



5. i think royal blue would, maybe. %26amp; black.



hope i helped! :]